This guy studied to be a doctor and, hilariously, he wanted to work with vaginas. Truth be told, he looked very confident and competent.
He was after a nicely paid part-time job which would involve working with people or organizing events.
So, I found him something along those lines. He was very excited about it and wanted to start as soon as possible.
When I mentioned our mediation fee, the carefully built image of confidence began to crumble.
The guy was totally broke and his family was not really helping. He didn’t like my naughty offer much but still agreed quite quickly.
Too bad I was saving myself for his sweet virgin ass. The dude agreed only because he had no idea.
Trust me, it wasn’t smooth sailing at all. He was barely able to sit afterwards.